INJESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES:
Suggestions Forgetting
a Head
1. Start a PET ZENDO- Animals need to sit too. Have your dog
or cat certified as a pet roshi.
2. Is your fish cold in winter? Knit FISH SWEATERS- Turtle-necks for
turtles.
3. Invent INVESTMENT ADVICE-
who is more qualified than a clown to build your portfolio?
4. Build a DUNK-A-MONK tank- perfect for your next carnival. A certified
ZEN monk will shout to the crowd, "You're Nothing".
5. Secure the future, BE NOBODY, GO NOWHERE- job training by a depressed
Buddhist teacher.
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