INJESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES:
Suggestions Forgetting a Head

1. Start a PET ZENDO- Animals need to sit too. Have your dog or cat certified as a pet roshi.
2. Is your fish cold in winter? Knit FISH SWEATERS- Turtle-necks for turtles.
3. Invent INVESTMENT ADVICE- who is more qualified than a clown to build your portfolio?
4. Build a DUNK-A-MONK tank- perfect for your next carnival. A certified ZEN monk will shout to the crowd, "You're Nothing".
5. Secure the future, BE NOBODY, GO NOWHERE- job training by a depressed Buddhist teacher.